man

WAY too short for the load time. If you're going to make a "real deal" you're going to have to figure out how to make the file size smaller.

Looks alright. Not enough to judge, really.

Hmm

Maybe if I had picked the wrong one I would have given you lower score, but it wasn't too difficult to see who the real girls were. You definitely need more chicks, and perhaps make it a little more difficult.

By the way, do you cruise those "chicks with dicks" sites to find your picture? Ewww!

Pretty nifty

Although your game is very good, I'm upset, because I've been working on a very, very simular game called "Intergalactic Pimp" where you have to trade goods and girls in order to overthrow a new galactic president. It's almost complete, but when I was adding the pirates (yet another simularity) I couldn't figure out how to plan the battle sequence.

Oh well, I'm babbling. Good job.

Those poor, poor balls

This is a good, simple game. I gave you a 1 for violence because snowballs aren't really supposed to bounce so you must have done something very twisted to get them to do that. Gotta give ya props for keeping the file "zise" so small.